College football week 14 thread: ATLiens

Northern Florida is as south as it gets culturally.

 

I'd rather Cignetti come out taking a big swing than worrying about whether he's going to oh-fend big, bad Purdue.

 

That’s not the problem. He offended Ohio State and Michigan. He’s fucking stupid. Stick to Purdue.

 

Cal-Texas Tech in the Weedwhacker.

Utah-Northwestern in Vegas.

Arizona-Oklahoma in the Alamo.

USC-University 6 in Holiday.

 

It’s hilarious how long it takes the bowls to get released. Like there’s only a handful of options

 

Further south. There is hardly a day when there isn't a "Fuck Biden" or some such bumper sticker in front of me on my way to work.

 

It was noted to me that Sen. Rick Scott is up for re-election*. Odds he calls for a Congressional hearing on the College Football Playoff by noon Monday?
* I didn't bother to confirm.

 

Liberty gets Oregon? Omg. Going from playing cupcakes to getting pancaked.

 

Right on brand for the Seminoles. The AD releases a statement blasting the committee.
Apparently, nobody with a title including "strategic communications" or similar verbiage bothered to read the thing, which includes a misspelled word and several stylistic errors.
Statement from Michael Alford, Vice President and Athletics Director, Florida State University - Florida State University

 

Armed Forces (in Fort Worth) ...

 

Just finished my lap in the Lake of Fail.

 

JMU would have been perfect for the Duke's Mayo Bowl. They might have sold 40,000 tickets.

Oh, and Paul Finebaum thinks the CFP committee made a great choice. Surprise, surprise.