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Ripping Ass

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Twirling Time, Dec 17, 2023.

  1. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    I'm starting to get pissed off at the quality of jeans. The ass of my jeans keeps getting torn right on my dainty derriere outside of my left back pocket. I spent $27 to get them fixed last time (they're top of the line Wranglers not bought at Walmart so it's still cheaper to fix than buying new jeans). Butt (get it?) it's still a problem.

    The only thing I carry back there is a cellphone and a couple of pens. Thought it might be my car seat and I put a cushion in there, but it keeps happening.
     
    Twirling Time, Dec 17, 2023
    #1
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Same with these Hanes Men's Comfort Flex Fit® Ultra Soft Cotton Stretch Long Leg Boxer Briefs.

    Best boxer briefs I've ever worn*, only ones I'll ever want to wear, but they tear at the crotch seams way too fast.

    Phenomenal product but they need to invest a few more pennies in better stitching.

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    * MeUndies makes a world-class boxer brief too but those fall apart even faster than these Hanes.
     
    Songbird, Dec 17, 2023
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    Twirling Time likes this.
  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Silly me ... I thought Octave became 3OctaveFart again.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Dec 17, 2023
    #3
  4. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Twirling Time is Lyndon Johnson?
     
    bumpy mcgee, Dec 17, 2023
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    Hermes likes this.
  5. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

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    Spartan Squad, Dec 17, 2023
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    Regan MacNeil, Woody Long, BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo and 1 other person like this.
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Ripping Ass sounds like one of the most unfortunate Indian names ever.
     
    Batman, Dec 18, 2023
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    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo and justgladtobehere like this.
  7. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    Twirling Time is ripping ass and taking names. Watch out.
     
    justgladtobehere, Dec 18, 2023
    #7
    Batman, I Should Coco and sgreenwell like this.
  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Are you buying the Wrangler Retro line? Switch over to Cowboy Cut. Thicker denim.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 19, 2023
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    Neutral Corner likes this.
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    She's come here to chew bubblegum and rip ass. And she's all out of bubblegum.
     
    Batman, Dec 19, 2023
    #9
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    #1 is Two Dogs Fucking.
     
    Vombatus, Jan 9, 2024
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