Elon Musk takes over Twitter

Or seatbelts! Or heaters or AC that could reach the backseat! And AM radio!

 

Or lying in the floorboards with our knees bent over the transmission hump.

 

Shitfuck might have actually tanked the joint this time. Nothing new appearing on the timeline and the trending topics are all about Twitter being down (and none of them show any Tweets).

 

Not in a miyyan fuckin years. (Puckers mouth like anus, as Trump does while 'speaking in public.')
Too control-oriented.

 

So Twitter is down outside of logging into an account -- can't see tweets, can't search anything, etc.

 

I hope it stays dead.

 

Had to strip it for parts to fix the Teslas.

 

People don't have to wait for parts or an appointment, they don't loose their car for a day or two, and it costs Tesla only the time engineers take to change the code.

 

SJ.com, bitches, we be back as the place to waste all our time and dispense all our snark and nonsense!

 

Back up. I guess we can't have the sweet release of its death.

 

It dying would be the bestest Xmas present of all times.