NFL Week 16 -- The Legend of the Christmas Raven

Punk Pickens ran a great route and did a nice job breaking away from the defender. Also, the Bengals are vulnerable over the middle.

 

Yeah now you believe in him, you big jerk!!!!

 

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK was that interception??

 

Who the fuck are these announcers? They weren't introduced at the top of the telecast.

I hear the old man doing color and I feel like I am listening to a commercial for Plan B Medicare on a Colombo rerun.

 

Sometimes you can feel a game is over in 15 minutes. This is one of those times.

 

"Cellular Direct is the perfect cell phone plan for the senior citizen in your life."

 

Jake Browning is reminding us he's Jake Browning. Yikes, this is some ugly shit.

 

With 10 minutes to go in the first half, they finally introduced Todd Blackledge and Ian Eagle's son.

 

Good god, Browning is bad

 

People love Eagle's son and doth protest way too much regarding the easy street path he's taken, but I'm not feeling it. If his name was Noah Poindexter, he'd be lucky to be broadcasting independent baseball and writing the team's press releases. Nepo baby through and through.

 

I never doubted his ability to make a big play as a receiver. Let's see if he continues to show up if things stop going his way.

 

Now he is carving up the Steelers. Taylor needed to figure out that zone and get Browning to stop trying to force things.