President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

State doesn’t report. Parties do, although notably each of them managed to botch it the last time they had a competitive race.

 

They don't care if they cost the Republicans seats in '24, they care about getting re-elected and getting clicks.

 

That's fair

 

Yahhh, cry those big fat baby-man tears, Fucko. ... So beautiful. People are talking!

 

I will not perform the strip search.

 

And you all are prepared for the firestorm that arrives if the man steps inside a jail cell.

We'll mark ya down that way.

 

I am. These people should have had fire opened upon them three years and five days ago. It’s like someone coming into your home and ransacking it while you’re watching TV. eventually you’re going to have to do something about it or else it’s not gonna be your house anymore.

 

Who gives a fuck? There will be a "firestorm" no matter what happens. At some point they have to learn you can't break the goddamn law. They have to learn everything they've been told is a lie. And they have to know there are consequences for trying to overthrow the government.

They can shove their firestorm up their own asses.

 

When I cut off my dick, shove this red-hot poker up my ass.

— Carlin

 

No one is going to flip their vote from Biden to Trump simply because the fatass spends an hour in prison.

His gang will use it as a fundraising and propaganda tool because they need to gin up the outrage machine, but such is life.