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The bathrooms, man. Focus!

Also, Wal-Mart doesn’t have serviceable brisket available.

I just love going in because I’m fascinated in production models and that place is not far off from a car assembly factory.

 

The men’s bathroom was delightful. The women’s was a debacle with 30-deep lines for every stall.

I wouldn’t know about the food, because I wasn’t waiting in THAT 30-deep line either.

In Philadelphia we have a saying about Wawa: It’s the place where people will go out of the way to hold the door open for you, but will run you the fuck over in the parking lot without a second thought.

Buc-ees was kind of like that, except times a million.

 

Neither does that shithole.

I only stop at those miserable fucking places on long road trips when I have to take a dump.

 

Pilot / Flying J, my friends.

Pilot / Flying J.

 

I’m from the north. My tastes are forever compromised. I’m just not that picky.

The bathrooms are spotless.

I give Jimmy Haslam enough money.

 

Any love I have for great bathrooms is severely diminished by traveling with females.

My daughter is still young enough to come with me to the men’s room, but my wife is SOL when it comes to avoiding the grotesque lines.

 

Assuming you were on 95, your real mistake was not stopping at South of the Border!

 

Don’t even get me started on that place!

We stopped there once on the way to Florida when my son was a baby. I thought he was going to catch every strain of hepatitis known to man just being carried through there.

 

I let loose in a Florence Alabama Walmart and, to boot, got shots of breaking news.

 

Indeed, Georgia before the Alabama Walmart.

 

The numbers are even more stark when you consider only the 209 Trumpist members of the House who were in office on the day of the vote.
68% of Southern Trumpists (69-29 with 3 non-voters for whatever reason) voted to reject certification of at least one slate of electors.
The rejection rate among Trumpists from other regions of the country was 48% (52-54-3).

 

I swear Pilot puts jet fuel in their coffee.