NFL Divisional Round weekend thread

Raping your teen daughter's friend should be disqualifying for anything.

 

Hochuli has the name but not the biceps (which Ed would've left uncovered even at Buffalo).

 

That was before they started cracking down on low hits, so that was clean. #OopLogic

 

Palmer's fault anyway. He didn't slide!

 

Kimo von Oehlhoffen wasn't penalized on that play.

 

Is it just me, or does it feel like the only reason not to bet the house on the Lions this weekend is, "Because they're the Lions," and it's still a compelling argument?

 

That Lions D is alternatively "clutch stop" and then "crap look at them get shredded."

 

Playoff Lamar wants to emerge so badly. He’s holding the ball and backpedaling a lot and taking hits. We’re just two overthrows down the middle away from full engagement.

This penalty-prone box of nerves is the Houston team I thought we’d see last week. Being home helps a bunch.

 

Mark Chmura is very familiar with getting 15.

 

Punt return TD pulls Texans even, silences Baltimore crowd in 2Q, 10-10.

Paging @QYFW …

 

Was not prepared for a mustache-less Nick Offerman.

 

Joe Buck: “The last 38 times Hermes has eaten spaghetti, he hasn’t gotten it all over a white shirt.”

Me: “Uh-oh.”