President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Every minute? What's the fun in that? You're a slave to a clock every minute ... for 100!

 

Living in a town that had several factories (pre-NAFTA), we have a few third-shift bars still holding on. We figured out between a couple bars having 5 am last calls and a couple others opening at 6 am, we could drink in a bar for 23 of 24 hours in a day. So we did. One beer, every hour, in a different bar around town. It got tedious.

 

1-30: Child's play
31-50: Taking inventory of how much or how little you ate beforehand
51-85: Bulletproof
86-100: You're living Interstellar's time dilation, where one minute to the rest of the world feels like three seconds to you

 

I knew a guy who made it to 300. Promptly ralphed. With chix in the room.

 

Oregon Supreme Court upholds the will of the voters. Approve bigly.

Republican senators who walked out of Oregon Legislature can’t seek reelection, state Supreme Court rules - oregonlive.com

A better solution would be passing an initiated measure changing the Constitution, so the definition of a quorum is one more than half, instead of 2/3.

 

A case chase +1 in five hours? Any puking done past 150 isn't what I'd call "prompt." RESPECT.

 

The flip side of that is the Tennessee GOP is trying to pass a law that says anyone they kick out of the General Assembly can't be reappointed by the people of their district ... even though it would be a violation of the state constitution.

 

Daniel Day-

With respect to all warriors, for the Club we were quaffing the lightest fukin shit we could find - something far south of Keystone Light in quality.

 

This reminds me a little of Dan Jenkins’ stages of drunkenness.

One is “crank up the Enola Gay” and another is “fuck dinner”.

 

I mean - Spicer having to defend the sparse Inauguration Day crowd was obvious. You have to totally debase yourself - "burn the ships" of your reputation and integrity - and then you are all good. I've also seen how people who get bounced from gigs for bad behavior, whether its booze or sexual harassment, are when a buddy lines them up with a soft landing spot. In newspapers especially.

 

Transmogrification.

 

Dan, I have watched that also. The reclamation project doesn't come in with any sense of humility, either. There is another job waiting too after the next DUI.