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Why should anyone believe a word this asshole says if he can't even uphold his oath to uphold the Constitution.

Brain dead in O-Hi-O.

 

With Sylvester Stallone's body.

 

The 300+ pound Elvis slumped face first on the floor suffering a massive heart attack from the strain of trying to squeeze a 50-pound log of impacted compressed shit out of his physically destroyed asshole.

I think he's on target for once.

 

Hey, man, I'm eating dinner over here!

 

I fully approve of any journalist responding in the way Stephanopoulous did - "Sen. JD Vance of Ohio, believes any President can defy the Supreme Court. Thank you for time... Up next!"

 

Close your eyes and think of England.

 

Vance probably better carry a toothbrush in his pocket. Never know when you might suddenly have to go away.

 

I've been Don-hearted, baby
I've been Don-hearted, baby
Ever since that escalator ride

Don lays down and wrestles in his sleep
Moonlight spills on Big Mac containers
And superstars in magazines
Someone should call and tell him its out of reach
His plane takes off from Birmingham
And touches down near Palm Beach

We sit outside and argue all night long
About a man we've never seen
But never fails to side with me
Sunday comes and all the papers say
Mike Pence is running from a mob
And happy without a full-time job

Do do do do do do do

A life is time, they teach us growing up
The seconds ticking killed us all
A million years before the fall
You ride the waves and don't ask where they go
You swim like sharks through the crest
And gorge yourself on tourist flesh

Do do do do do do do

 

I usually watch "This Week". I have since it was David Brinkley, Sam Donaldson, Cokie Roberts, and George Will. Vance's segment this morning made me want to puke.

Full marks to George, who refused to allow Vance to weasel away from his questions or Vance's own words. George looked about as disgusted as I was. The full segment is linked below.

JD Vance says he's wouldn't have certified 2020 race until states submitted pro-Trump electors

 

Here's how it's done. I'd never seen this one before. Good stuff.