Taylor Swift - Super Bowl Ring?

Kaleigh Sperry Teller was nice to look at.

 

I find it odd that the Taylor Swift "bump" only produced an additional 8m or so viewers.

 

They were all driven off by the Dunkin’ Donuts commercial.

 

I'm guessing some, er, older Swifties were already football fans and always watch anyway.

How do they measure that, anyway?

Let's say you have a mom and dad who don't care a whit about Tay-Tay. But they are big sports fans.

So they watch the game as usual. But, in an unusual twist, so does their 13-year-old Swiftie daughter and two of her friends who came over.

How would that even show up in the measurement?

 

On one hand I get that you're in psycho gladiator mode during the season and a trillion times more for the final showdown.

On the other hand, his first instinct was to fly into a psychotic rage and get physical with head coach ... big time red flag.

 

Too much Taylor, not enough Brittany Mahones. Hopefully they get equal times in next year's SuperBowl coverage.

 

Oooo, I don't know. I think that's SOP for a lot of NFL players. They feed on rage.

 

It's not about the SOP for game time.

Ray Rice fed on that rage in a hotel elevator on the night of a party.

Carruth. OJ. 10,000 others.

There's bloodsport rage and then there's losing your fucking mind in the Super Bowl and nearly knocking over a 300-pound man cuz he didn't call your number for a play.

 

Fifty-five seconds is too much?

 

Paul McCartney, who had as many girl fans of Swiftie age back in the day as she has now (one being my senior citizen wife), attended the Super Bowl and attracted no attention whatsoever.

 

I believe Mrs. Mahomes will be in the next SI swimsuit issue.

 

With all due respect, Brittany Mahomes is not a 6.