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"Makes" him look fat?

He IS fat. And, so I've read (here), smelly, too.

 

The official over-under as of today, Feb. 16, 2024 is 366 pounds.

That is down about 50 from his peak, as he ended his term in office. He's dwindling down as old men often do. Remember, a 400+ pound fatass can lose 20 pounds with a good shit.

 

How McConnell and Schumer became Ukraine-aid allies

 

A chaotic US House is losing three Republican committee chairs to retirement in the span of a week

 

Stelter = tool

'likes of which' ===> DRINK

 

Mar-a-lago staff has removed all the ketchup bottles. Mustard bottles are scared shitless.

 

Rip job on Fox? That's like bringing borscht to Vladivostok.

 

Seize Trump Tower and very publicly rip his name off it. That's the worst punishment for a narcissist.

 

Woke up this morning to see the headlines
Checked out the GOP, Trump-they won't be spurnin'
Another fake Biden scandal goes bust
Out they'll just keep churnin'
We've given their base some hard lessons lately
But they ain't learnin'
It's the same sad story that's a fact
One step up and two steps back

 

Not one of them is a surprise.