Stay away from the ball return, guys ...

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Seems like something that would air after this:

 

Bowling for Nudes: Home of the 6-9 Split.

 

I acknowledge the joke.

I just thought about it, is a 6-9 split even possible? How would the 10 have fallen and not the 9?

 

6-9 couldn't be a split anyway. The pins are together.

 

oy.

 

Hard to beat rolling a turkey then grabbing some fresh krinkle cut fries and ketchup.

 

If I ran Pluto TV, I would greenlight all of UHF’s programming for real.

 

Dios mio, man.

 

I'd be (not) curious about the scenery at a Pittsburgh nudist gathering. How many of the members are regular consumers of IC Light? More hair above the lip or above the hips?

 

Better wear some strong welding shades because their skin will likely blind you.