Running 2023-24 NCAA Basketball Thread

OMG y’all. So I drove into town to catch the SWAC title game in person. ($15 tickets, sit anywhere.) Apparently the shot clock died this week, so the PA announcer counts it down when it gets under 10 seconds.

 

N.C. State is better tonight.

 

St. Peter's, baby! The Peacocks are baaaaack!

 

This is exactly what is going to happen

 

I submit Kent State fouling 88 feet from the basket, up one, with 4.8 seconds left in a one-bid conference title game because the player didn’t know the score for worst loss of the decade.

 

Kent read the scoreboard, Kent write, Kent State!

 

Great performance by State. Tough, stout effort. Kicked UNC's ass tonight.

 

How is it even a basketball pep band from an HBCU sounds like the Battle of Armageddon coming over the hill?

 

If only Pitt had a big motherfucker down low like NC State does.

 

Man, I don't understand Duke fans. I post on the Facebooks a congrats to State, and a Duke "friend" posts a screenshot of a Sad Roy photo from the broadcast.

Like, um, what?

Fuck Duke. As always.

 

Not limited to the SWAC.

 

Looks like Long Beach State should have fired Dan Monson years ago! They're going to the NCAA Tournament with their fired HC LOL @poindexter.