MLB '24 Regular Season Thread

Holliday report: made some defensive plays, hasn’t hit. orioles have overcome Irvin’s so-so start. Gunnar is going to get his shit together at some point and it’s going to be scary. My friends are already tired of my Orioles fandom but I’ve told them to buckle up for the next six months. I love baseball.

 

Has a RBI though.

Now that the Orioles have a real owner, there's a real path to seeing an entirely homegrown lineup just raking the shit out things the rest of this decade. It'll all come down to hitting on some pitching, but being that loaded with bats gives them a helluva margin for error.

 

Indeed. Anyone who carries himself with the secrecy of Ohtani surely knows some fixers.

 

Keegan Akin is the sort of guy I can get behind. Kind of a fat guy (I’m more than just a fat guy) getting outs and ripping throats. Let’s go Os.

 

Same vibe from Danny Coulombe.

 

I want somebody to pick up this guy. Talk about class, hours after he was released.

 

Nice National Siblings Day for the Naylors.

 

Rapist:
Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Hedley Lamarr:
You said rape twice.

Rapist:
I like rape.

 

Believe that was Taggert, not Lamarr.

 

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