President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Great guy Gen. Pickett, nobody talks about how great Pickett was. Won the World Series with that big home run, just a beautiful home run. The woke mob tried to cancel him because of some nasty women but when you’re a star they let you do that stuff.

Where Gen. Pickett went wrong was they have these dinky little things called Homer Hankies. Used to people would bring these big beautiful bedsheets to the games with these sayings on them that everyone could read. But now you can’t get bedsheets anymore because of Sleepy Joe. Just a little hanky you twirl around and go whee! Nobody respects a little hanky. You gotta go big, like a bedsheet. And so we will bring that back very soon. I know Pickett will agree with me.

 

Yucky elbows = marker of diabetes.

 

Somebody who knows how to do it should post Lincoln’s address side by side with Trumps. Or a commercial.

 

Both sides!!!!

Trump's untruths pile up. Biden gets facts wrong too. Do voters care?

 

Skank does not scrub off.

 

When is the Boebert-MTG Jell-O wrestling video being released?

 

Kind of like this.

 

I consider myself to be very streetwise, but given that it’s illegal I don’t now illegal immigrants vote in US elections.

 

Hey Vladimir, is it cold
In your little corner of the world?
You could take over the whole globe
And never find a bigger stooge to know
Oh, you saw me build the wall
Counting immigrants in a row
With eyes that looked like ice on fire
I became president because of a tv show

Oh, Vladimir, you will never know
How popular you are at home
I'll never know how good it feels to hold you (hold you)
Vladimir, I need you so
Oh, Vladimir, is the other side
Of any given line in time
Countin' immigrants in a row
Oh no, Vladimir, you'll never know

Do you ever dream of me?
Do you ever see the letters that I write?
When you look up through the wire
Vladimir, do you count the stars at night?
And if there comes a time
When NATO no longer holds you in
And if you're free to make a choice
Just look towards the west and find a friend

 

Kirby Pickett. Played for the Twins. I like twins because you get a two-fer when you pay them off. Yes, Kirby Pickett, he came to me and said Sir, would you like me to beat the team from Georgia. I won Georgia, but Joe... Oh, Joe, Joe Simpson said I didn't. There was a guy named Bobby, Bobby Cox.. you know, many people say I have a wonderful cock, but Bobby, like me, did less with more than any manger in history.

 

Why do people think the world works this way when it doesn’t?

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/is...-s-shows-great-weakness--CoL7bsaQRJl5HlE7fKEY

 

The Murdochs can eat shit and DIE.