President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

BTE surely will, sir, if you'll kindly agree
to take his cash payments in rolled nickels.

Спасибо тебе, Господи!

 

Of course he is.

 

You had to inject the bleach, dude.
Quit whining if you ignored the plan.

President Trump is our bestest buddy and big toe!

 

Given the Trump campaign’s history of choosing the wrong thing with the same name, Trump’s running mate may end up being Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

 

Bad for Trump, really bad for Walt Nauta. Judge Cannon released some documents in the Florida case that has witnesses saying that there was no declassification procedure and that Trump willfully kept documents. Nauta is on transcripts telling lies to both the FBI and the Grand Jury.

 

How many times have you said something is “bad for Trump” and then it turned out to be a nothing burger? Seems like it’s a weekly thing.

 

“Vance Law? Never knew him. Just a coffee boy. Or maybe a pool boy who spent a lot of time hanging out with Falwell. I’ll have to ask my bigliest attorney Rudy. Rudy was born to be a lawyer. That’s why he was named Rudy Law. He even did great things in Chicago, believe me.”

 

Hey, USA, you had a nice run. Sorry it's ending like this.

How Far Trump Would Go

 

From the everything-is-fine department:

Russia stands alone in vetoing UN resolution on nuclear weapons in space