Arnold Ziffel weeps

This line has me thinking of Chevy Chase's attempt to set a ball-eating record in "Funny Farm."

 

“stuck hog” around here.

And “hung like a dog” doesn’t refer to stringing one up.

 

We didn’t have a set day for butchering hogs, but we had fresh fried tenderloin that day for dinner (what most of y’all call lunch).

 

Stuck hog or stuck pig are generally interchangeable around here, and I debated which way to go.

 

The last time I bled like the proverbial stuck hog was when I fell face first on the floor coming out of the bathroom. Tore a gash above my right eyebrow. Bright crimson drops all over the floor and down my face.

 

I realized how far I'd wandered from my roots when I referred to an incident when tore a chunk of skin off my shin as the bathroom and hallway "looking like Jason Voorhees had paid a visit."