MLB '24 Regular Season Thread

The baseball version of the Spanish Civil War photo.

 

Man, are the Brewers ever imploding at the moment. They took a 5-1 lead into the ninth; now it's 5-3, bases loaded and nobody out.

EDIT: Megill fans Springer on a 101 heater, then gets Kirk and Vlady on lonnnng fly balls to center. 5-4 final.

 

It's Five O'Sock Somewhere.

 

The White Sox are having such a crappy year, even their fans are coming up short in the rush-the-field-and-get-tazed department.

 

And now that the nets are in place, they can't punch players and coaches in the back of the head anymore!

 

The White Sox are 5-28 on the road - incomprehensibly bad.

 

Michael King strikes out 12 A's in five innings; Padres trail after they blow it in the sixth.

 

Those skinhead dickheads have to be out on parole by now, right? I'm sure they can muster something up.

 

Maybe they can punch out the new play-by-play TV guy.

“He’s a good man for two,” Steve Stone will add.

 

That’s the baby-faced confidence of every frat bro from suburban Cincinnati I went to college with. I never had the opportunity to tase them, however.

“Nobody.”

(squeezes tazer)

“Cares.”

(squeezes tazer)

“Which.”

(squeezes tazer)

“High school.”

(squeezes tazer)

“You went to.”

(Squeezes tazer.)

“It was St. X, wasn’t it?”

 

Bold move by the social media intern. It worked out, but yo...

 

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