Five-ring circus: The Thread of the XXXIII Olympiad

very bad night for A&M

 

Olympic Games won’t feel the same without Athing Mu representing the USA

 

Emigrated all the way from Trenton.

 

So Team USA posted some photos today of divers who qualified. Both of the photos of the women featured divers whose whose backs were to the camera and whose suits were, basically, thongs. That made me wonder - why do the women’s suits do that but not the men’s banana hammocks? Why do the men get anti-wedgie technology?

 

Is it the suits or the women doing it? When I go to do interviews at big Local U swim practice, it sure looks like the swimmers are doing it themselves. Maybe it helps with their range of motion or something. I haven't had the nerve to ask anyone yet.

 

I have no idea. And am of the age I don’t want to start Googling photos of female Olympians because it would be really creepy.

But if it helps the women go .001 of a second faster, why don’t the men do it too?

 

Well, this is reprehensible.

 

What the shit?

 

Al has to be getting a check for that.

And the way it sounds, I think it will be personalized to each individual social media user and not for broadcast.

 

If he's not telling them personally to fuck off, his lawyers should have papers to that effect filed by the end of the day.

 

NBC’s newest innovation: Plausibly Alive.

That said, he’s in on it.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/b...els-peacock-paris-olympics-recaps-1235932093/