MLB '24 Regular Season Thread

C’mon, it’s not like the entire season is in the crapper because of one loss.

 

First time at a major league game in 14 years. Hate to admit it, but they got Busch Stadium very right.

 

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Behold the power of the pitch clock and Rob Manfred’s pizza box bases!

 

Do we have a Michael Carpenter of Mesa, Ariz., on this board? He was announced as a sportswriter and lifelong Cardinals fan before becoming one of approximately 8.2 million people to throw out a first pitch.

 

I see where Carly Rae Jepsen will be playing a concert after a Washington National League Baseball Club LLC game. Some jokes write themselves.

 

Vlad Jr the biggest "personality" with the least to show for it.

 

Craig Kimbrel. Hero of the night. Let’s revel in it!

 

There is an entire row of kids beside me who have finished consuming their oversized lemonades and are now using the souvenir straws as penny whistles. If I should snap, I’m hoping for jury nullification.

 

Nights like tonight, I just cannot fathom how he gets lit up on occasion. That was downright unfair.

 

On the plus side, you don’t have to drive home in a car full of sticky-hands, amped-on-sugar kids.

 

Giants just announced that Orlando Cepeda died during their game vs the Dodgers.

 

I’m really not a fan, honestly. Too much entertainment. Not enough baseball.