A legend puts down the knife and fork

First time I had Nathan's in NYC, I was underwhelmed.

Then, I gave it a few years, tried them again, and I was still underwhelmed.

Third time? Didn't click. So they are officially shit.

I have a general animus to beef hot dogs anyway so that doesn't help their cause.

 

Jam a Costco hot dog down their throats and watch those jackwads choke.

 

"And the winner of the Costco hot dog eating contest is Chris Long with...two?"

 

Reliving the legendary 2007 bout.

 

This is more TV than the contest, but does the WWL really care so little that they will show the result of the event during a tape-delay broadcast of said event?

Yes, I know it happens all the time. But it just seems to me like that's thumbing their nose at the audience.

 

Christ, WTF is that? It's not even a video!

Fuck you, YouTube! (And not you, Farty.)
This is just some jackwad's running monologue.

 

So he's gonna win again next year and Chestnut is gonna come back in '26?

 

Chestnut almost equaled today's winner in half the time at his Fort Bliss event - of course vegan hot dogs go down easier.

 

https://clickhole.com/historic-for-...t-dog-has-won-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/

 

Nathan’s Lemonade Drinking Contest Goes Horribly Wrong as Competitor Hurls During Celebration

 

What did he do for dessert, go out to the pasture and graze?