President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

A game involving balls with a stick one is supposed to be honest at is involved.

 

Good explainer.

 

I certainly hope Joe opened up with, "My fellow members of NATO, I greet you as an American president who will NOT dismantle this alliance on the command of Vladimir Putin. I certainly hope there are citizens in all of our constituent nations or elsewhere around the world who will take it upon themselves to make sure that never ever happens. By Any Means Necessary."

 

Things happen. People do things.

 

I'm still amazed and astounded that nobody with the right incentive and willingness for the common good of the nation hasn't infilrated a certain golf course and put a bullet in between Trump's shoulder blades in the middle of his backswing on the 13th fairway. The very definition of a flying right elbow.

Heck, people were crazy enough to try and kill Gerald Ford. How on earth does the Orange Cheeto not end up in the crosshairs of someone's rifle sight? The Secret Service is too good, dammit. Vlad's only into throwing people out of open windows. Where's Antifa when we need them?

I'd do it but I'm not a very good shot. But what this country needs right now is a good assassination.

EDIT: Apparently I forgot to use the sarcasm font. Sorry.

 

Fourth of July, just the way Jesus intended.

Church gives away AR-15 as part of Fourth of July raffle


https://www.kcbd.com/2024/07/08/chu...em_5gKorplLaa0z9B4FPqGP-g#lyeblv57167el9pm3r4

 

How about we just win an election, instead of dreaming of taking another’s life?

 

The most powerful self-styled Christians in this country think Jesus would shoot anyone who tried to cross the border of his preferred country on sight. Because he’d have an arsenal of weapons and a perpetually angry disposition. That’s what they think Christianity is.

 

It's the classic American heresy. God is just like me, except he has the power to vanquish all the things I can't and hate because I can't. God is basically boner pills and an automatic weapon. If there was a God, they'd all already be pillars of salt.

 

I am a very good shot with guns both long and short, but I'm honestly not interested enough to get gunned down in a Maryland barn or Dallas police station to do it.
He deserves to be gut shot with a .410 to prolong the agony.

Very good shot, and I have the medals to prove it.