We can retire the "Florida Man" threads. We have a winner.

Mo-hel, Mo-hel, Holiday Inn?

 

I watch “On Patrol: Live” each week (under duress) and am NOT surprised that each week the craziest/dumbest shit ALWAYS comes from Florida.

 

That’s grounds for divorce.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...-walmart-delivery-drone/74268022007/?tbref=hp

A Florida man is facing multiple charges after authorities say he shot at a Walmart delivery drone.
The shooting happened in Clermont, about 26 miles west of Orlando.
In police bodycam footage, Winn told police he tried to shoo the drone off and it didn't go away, so he shot at it.

 

Like a traveling salesman, or a tax collector, right?

 

Suicide by police is becoming a thing in Melbourne.

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/...perty-after-threatening-officers/74245856007/

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/...ly-shootout-active-shooter-armed/74230990007/

 

The guy who died after putting a firework on his head.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/07/08/fireworks-death-uncle-sam-hat/74327428007/

 

Got another one, from Keystone Heights, Fla., the Southwest ass end of Jacksonville before it bleeds into Gainesville.
Stop sign violation leads to white supremacist gang member's drug, gun charges: DOJ

With that mug, you probably shouldn't blow through stop signs.

 

Gator fan with a sleepy eye. Dude never had a chance.

 

Well, it is Right over Left when doing the Gator Chomp.

(And I was referring to his eyes more than his political views.)

 

I don't want to be the guy who says some people deserve killing, but he makes a case. I can't think of a single benefit an individual like that provides to the world.

 

NC's light gov was correct in that regard, in the way a broken clock is right twice a day. He's running for full gov.