President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Hopefully many. People who support Biden will support the next nominee. They're not suddenly going to become Trumpers. Plus they know promises will be honored because the candidate making the promises will be alive and cognizant.

 

Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo is a better song.

 

I feel like we’re doing a bad recreation of a Monty Python “not dead yet” bit.

 

Not until after 10 EDT, last I heard. Way to reach the working person!

 

When's the best time for Biden to announce he's out? Right before Trump? During? Or just after in order to mitigate the slurping from CNN?

 

he doesn’t look almost 70 so that helps to an extent. People will assume he’s younger even if he’s not

 

His guitar solo on Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat It" was pretty good too.

 

By all means, point out your contributions to this Algonquin Round Table besides “LOL” and “Quick! While they’re all in one place.” I’m sure there’s one within the last 500 pages or so.

 

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna go to jail, don't stop macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can

Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' that racist base that'll you fight
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)

They're out to get you, better run while you can
Don't stop, intimidate the person on the witness stand
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So tweet it, just tweet it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll fight you and they'll try to beat you
Then you say it is all so unfair
So tweet it, but you wanna be bad

 

At any point in history has a single individual occupied a collective consciousness more than Trump? Hate him or love him, he has been in our daily lives for too long. That's how far the world has fallen. One person. One damn person. We can't go to the grocery store or eat a taco or piss in the bushes without it somehow being tied back to him.

 

Mitch Albom wonders what all the fuss is about.

 

They’re really doing this like college football.
“If the coach doesn’t get fired, I’m withholding my donation.”