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Went exactly how they planned it

 

He banged the E out of it

 

There are 50,000 people in Middletown. The weirdest thing Vance ever tried to pull off is that he is some kid from the hills. He spent some time with his grandma in the hills. He lived in a Dayton, Ohio, suburb with a bunch of fast casual restaurants, not some holler.

 

LOL

 

I fucked my couch and I cannot lie
I'm a sofafucker, I can't deny
When I walk in the room, my dick goes zoom
With upholstery all over the place
I get sprung
I'm not hung
By my couch don't mind
Cause it feels so fine
To push deep in the mattress case
J.D. Got Back

 

Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I like to sit on and eat my dinner
But she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got space, she's a winner
She's a sofa
Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a sofa
Talkin' about that little sofa
And the sofa is mine

Well, she's never in the way
Always somewhere nice to stay, and what a blessin'
I can leave her on her own
Knowin' she's okay alone and there's no messin'
She's a sofa
Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a sofa
Talkin' about that little sofa
And the sofa is mine

 

goddam that’s funny.

 

Vance really fucked up with the cat lady comment.

 

How many times has he hugged a flag at CPAC and other events? Would that be on top of the 34 felonies he's been convicted of?

 

No debate with Harris, even after getting called out