Five-ring circus: The Thread of the XXXIII Olympiad

US got outscored by 33 on threes and won by 26.

 

Just think what would have happened if they had Caitlin Clark!

 

Except Angola wasn’t the silver medalist the time before. The Japanese women were.

 

I've heard "Stairway" from beginning to end at least 2,000 times. These days, it's an automatic channel changer.

 

It’s probably apocryphal but the story goes that one Malcom McClaren was in his flat one day when he heard Stairway to Heaven again on the radio and he fled it down stairs to his clothing store, SEX, where he ran into Johnny Lydon and the two of them that afternoon cooked up the Sex Pistols.

 

God almighty, what a picture from the surfing competition.

 

Seriously the Stephen Nedoroscik tweets are sending me

 

Peak Gabe.

 

It looks absolutely unreal. As in, it really looks like it's photoshopped. Not accusing Jerome Brouillet of anything, but it does look like an altered photo.

 

You can see him hit the pose at the end of the run in this video:

 

The shocking look of shock on my face is shocked