Five-ring circus: The Thread of the XXXIII Olympiad

She got screwed on that point but may have already been unraveling just couldn't regroup after that

 

Coco advances in mixed doubles, teamed with Fritz. Won a deciding 10-point tiebreaker.

 

I always say that the medal count is entirely useless. Simone Biles doesn't make the judokas any better, etc., but the US's current count (4-11-11) is just weird and I would like us to win more.

I know it's the wrong network, but I think we need someone to slap the NFL Primetime music bed under this and perhaps a "WHOOP!" ALEX "RIGHT" SEDRICK "FRED!"

SHE! COULD! GO! ALL! THE! WAY!



I think this a game is a Bed No. 2 game. (2:20)

 

Also, I'll bet dollars to donuts I can guess exactly where that play is going to go in the final montage.

It won't be the "hammer," since Simone Biles is the early favorite for that but you can pretty much drop this play in at 5:32 on this music bed right now.

 

Rumbling! Bumbling! Stumbling! And she's oooonly a soph-o-more!

 

Berman doing his 30-year-old schtick would make me switch off the Olympics as fast as I could find the remote. And I say that was somebody who can tolerate Rowdy Gaines.

 

You're a stronger man than I in that case.

 

When Rowdy gets excited, I swear it's like Mel Blanc doing every Looney Tunes character at once.

 

Watching the gold medal match between New Zealand and Canada, with all the backward passes, it occurs to me the only thing this sport needs in the Cal marching band.

 

That’s a great time to go Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson

 

Damn, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw her do this.