President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

"Damn those Irish in the Five Points" is a heck of a way to cover for anti-immigration stances in 2024. Does JDV know Bill the Butcher was the bad guy in that movie?

 

Bringing an earlier threadjack full circle

Kamala Harris could become the first president to have worked at McDonald's | FOX 11 Los Angeles (foxla.com)

 

Bring back Super Size. Make America Fatter Again!

 

"I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts!"

 

Would also add: " a system where a candidate can win even though they lost by a lot (of popular votes)"

 

I heard his campaign was taking on too much debt, and he’ll be underwater soon.

 

Maybe we can finally get to the bottom of why the ice cream machine is always broken

 

5 minutes after it leaked he was going to be the VP pick, I read his Wiki, ran across the "year in China/they visit frequently" info and told Mrs. TV, "just a matter of time before we're being told by the GQP that Walz is a spy..." Here we go.

 

When she observed that Fatfuck had been at the same podium, she should have theatrically pulled out a can of Lysol and given it a good rubbing down, then pulled on a pair of rubber gloves.

 

As Governor of Minnesota, what information exactly would Walz be passing on to China. High-fat diet recipes? Ice fishing tips? Never to bet on the Vikings?

 

At one paper, the copy editor on my end of the aisle left much to be desired in the way of grooming habits (among other things). Not only pronounced BO, but a greasy film that coated all he touched.

The features writer who sat katty-corner from me (and in front of him) worked days and so was ending her day right as his began. During her shifts she would go through a can or two of Lysol each week to combat the funk.