NFL Week 1 thread -- Where we learn the meaning of Vão pássaros

Tirico = Insufferable Putz.

I had almost forgotten.

 

Of course, if tackles can't be off the line or move before the snap, the NFL is going to have to find some rule change to protect scoring.

 

I cannot believe they didn't have Lamar running for it on fourth-and-3.

 

Not mine.

 

Don't know if it's been mentioned previously, but the Dan Campbell Applebee's spot seemed pretty cool.

 

Same old Chiefs; same old Ravens.

 

I also almost forgot how I hate almost everything about the NBC SNF production. The gawdawful, outside of Rodney Harrison, pre- and halftime shows. Tirico's annoyingly vanilla tone and ability to mention any NFL scandal in the most generic, Goodell-pleasing ways possible. Collinsworth sounding like a three-yard gain on 3rd-and-2 is the greatest thing he's ever seen. Melissa Stark's silly sideline reports (they're all silly, this isn't a knock on her). And ESPECIALLY the corny as shit in-game graphics, like the one they just showed for the most recent three-peats in the four major pro sports, So hokey. So dumb. And yet I am watching.

 

Matt Araiza is going to be the great punter of the next generation.

 

This Worthy kid may be ok

 

We all gonna pretend a wedding reception with Bills beer cans everywhere would be remotely that classy?

 

Exactly what the world is looking for at this time.

 

I think I hear spnited laughing somewhere in the background.