Week 2 college football thread: Everybody Do the Michigan Rag

89-0 in two games, two victories.

M-I-Z

 

The most depressing injury-free 42-16 win ever.

 

Tech has 4th and half a yard down 7-3 early 2.
Of course, they go for it, out of shotgun,
Run. Short.
Next play Wazzu scores.
Because why not.
I’ll live to be 1,000 years old, and I’ll never understand it.
You have a foot. Why snap it 12 feet backwards?

 

With Texas Tech playing Wazzu and Mississippi State playing Arizona State after dark, I feel like they're playing the semifinals of the Mike Leach Invitational. Maybe they should have swapped in BYU or made up a Pirate school and played in Key West.

 

Texas Tech is actually rotating in three QBs tonight — two runners and one thrower. And they’ve produced zero touchdowns.

 

I wonder if Lubbock and Pullman are the only two towns hosting major universities with seven letters and a double letter in the middle?

That and it's about a 25-hour drive between the two, according to Google Maps.

EDIT: Seattle! (College Park and College Station are disqualified.)

EDIT EDIT: Hammond, La., is home to Southeastern Louisiana but they're FCS.

 

Northern Arizona up 10-6 on Arizona at the break.

And dear Tebow, is the best my local tavern can do is Liberty-New Mexico State on The Deuce?

 

Would be one of the greatest Lumberjackoffs of all time if NAU wins.

 

NAU beat them in 2021, but that Arizona team was godawful. This one should be a hell of a lot better.

 

A Lumberjackoff would be Northern Arizona vs. Stephen F. Austin.

 

That he isn't Saban, mostly.