NFL Week 1 thread -- Where we learn the meaning of Vão pássaros

Thanks for checking in, Brett!

 

Tyreek Hill gets Scottie Schefflered:

Fins' Hill detained for driving violation, will play

 

Dak got a 4-year deal worth a record $240M with $231M guaranteed from Dallas.

 

Trade for Justin Fields and have him become the next Packer quarterback to torch the Bears for 15 years would be delicious.

 

Avoid the heartbreak at the end of the year.

 

Bledsoe blasts Romo:

 

I was always under the impression that teams stayed in a hotel even before home games, they let players drive themselves to the stadium? Interesting.

 

That cracked me up.

 

The smart move would be having a driver on game days. Then he gets pulled over, put on the ground, cuffed and hit.

 

The Giants are gonna be terrible and these hideous uniforms will make them even worse. What the actual fuck.

 

Damar Hamlin's starting at safety for the Bills. That's nice to see.

 

Given that the Panthers played their offense a grand total of one series during the exhibition season, how fitting was it that the first offensive play from scrimmage resulted in an interception?

Saints 10-0 less than five minutes into the game.

Here we go ...