President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

“You know that guy everybody thinks is creepy and weird and dystopian and allowed foreign interference in the 2016 election? He’s voting for me.

 

would not matter one iota to them. they are locked on him 100%.

 

We all thought it, but only one had the gumption to go for it. RESPECT.

 

but the way he said it was so focused and calm

 

Only thing missing from that lie was tears in his eyes.

 

The challenge for the Trump team tonight will be to get the drug balance just right: sedated enough that he won’t explode in some sort of violent outburst, but not so much that he falls asleep.

 

They'll leap up wildly in front of their teevees, delirious with joy that their god emperor has finally freed them to tell it like it is, call a spade a spade if you will, and start using the word freely in public, which of course they immediately will.

Because why is it ok when rappers say it but not ok for us? Unfair!!

My grampa could say it whenever he wanted!! FREEDUM!!

 

Nothing short of a Mitch McConnell stroke-like incident will move the needle one iota in Harris' direction. She's just not gifted at this. Few people are.

Hell, Obama's wonderfully good at this, and HE got trounced in his first debate.

 

I have often wondered that. I think it would benefit him.

 

Sixth grade Mondale voter here. The final score was something like Reagan 22, Mondale 5, Gus Hall 1.

The Gus Hall voting kid had a couple of days of teasing at recess, but he was a popular kid, so it didn’t stick with him beyond that.

 

Debating Trump is like painting with Jell-O. Sure you’ll coat the walls but not much sticks and you’ll just be left with a mess.

 

Yes, Sir!

[Uncle Vern voice]