President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

They will have things to say. They're just waiting to be told what to say, and then they'll parrot that all over the place. But they have to wait not because they can think for themselves, but because they won't and haven't for a long time.

 

It seems extraordinary now that changing out Biden for Harris seemed like such a gamble.

 

That's just weird. No other word for it.

Elon, why are you being weird?

 

“Give us this day our daily Big Mac.”

 

The place I hear the most from Trump supporters was so quiet last night and this morning.

 

My God he's a pig. too.

 

Sounds like a pastor trying to attract new members and/or donations.

 

“I will give you a child”

I know he’s got a bunch of children (for the love of god, wrap it up, Elon) and that’s the context here, but dear God if this doesn’t come off a bit rapey. “Fine, Taylor, I’ll knock you up.” No, dude. Her NFL boyfriend is going to fuck you up. After, that is, she mashes her foot into your groin repeatedly.

 

“Joe! Come back!”

 

I supported it early on but it was a gamble. Sometimes though you go gambling and a tidal wave of quarters comes pouring out of the machine.

 

And forgive our Grimaces

 

Where are the "You know, animal shelters are full of unwanted cats and dogs and what if they are delicious" thinkpieces?