President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

I figure plus/minus 36 hours until we are told they have to eat them because nobody can afford bacon anymore.

 

Same here. I thought it was a necessary change and I had hope, but I honestly didn't expect it to pan out this well.

Still two months to go, though.

 

Republicans bitching about the moderators in a debate sound like sports fans whining about the referees. It's a loser's mentality and excuse making. Play better and come with a better game plan and this is a nonfactor.

 

“In this Springfield, Ohio diner, patrons can enjoy Filet of Feline or Cajun Canine. But now the woke mob is trying to take that all away.” - NY Times Pitchbot

 

"Millions and millions of migrants, criminals, the worst of the worst, Venezuela on steroids!"

It's his only issue, and he's got nothing of substance.

I laughed out loud when Harris was berating him on some question, and she almost loses it trying to hold herself back: "And this...this...(she wants to say jerk, or idiot, or some such thing, but doesn't)...former President..."

It's something we've all done when we've been irate at somebody, and I was actually happy to see it.

 

She badly wanted to call him a "motherfucker" at that moment. You'll never convince me otherwise. And we've all had so much fun with the dog eating story that we've completely overlooked him also spreading the bullshit internet rumor that Latin gangs are taking over towns and apartment complexes.

 

That’s the thing: If we spend too much time on one of the piles of bullshit he dropped, it leaves no time to deal with the 57 other piles of bullshit.

It should NOT HAVE TO BE SAID that no states allow babies to be executed.

 

The debate flipped the betting market. Yesterday it was Trump -110/Harris +118. Right now, it's Harris -102/Trump +110.

 

Hey guys, thanks for taking my call. Why does ESPN hate our team? I’ll hang up and listen.

 

"They held us the entire game and it was NEVER CALLED!"

 

Weird. Also fucking creepy and rapey. What an asshole.

 

We now go to Donald in Palm Beach:

--long crime, first time. Big fan. Biggest fan, ok, believe me. The Michigan game reminds me of my crowds. Big. Biggest. They call that place the Big House, right? Well the radical left wants to put me in the big house, which frankly, I probably deserve. You know my daugh---

Oh we just lost Donald. Shane in Irving, you're on.