SNL's Continued Downward Spiral Thread

I mean, they had to have reached out to Simone Biles, right?

 

The post Olympic gymanstics tour started today and goes through early November, so if she is interested she had to push it after that

 

Simone has the starpower, but I'd like to see Ilona Maher given a shot (even though she is occupied by Dancing With the Stars). She had a great spirit about her as the face of the U.S. rugby team that won bronze, and already had a big following on the socials.

 

Today days old.

 

Honest to goodness, the first thing I did was scan the story to see if Chappelle was on the post-election show. Please for the love of God do not tempt fate like that again. It worked out last time, barely.

 

Oh if Trump wins, they'll announce special surprise co-hosts Musk, Trump and Rudy and musical guest Kid Rock. Rob Schneider and Victoria Jackson will rejoin the cast. The idea of how much and how many people will suddenly be on bended knee to save their income streams and stay out of Trump Prison will be disgusting.