Week 5 college football thread - The Bamachurian Candidate

Until they meet again.

 

I believe Washington State has an offensive lineman named Dieu. Dude just have quite a complex.

 

UCLA is so bad the highlight of the season might be the Big Ten Media Days news conference.

 

Cardiac Cougs hanging around in Boise.

Although the Broncos’ stud running back, Ashton Jeanty, just had another unbelievable TD run. He’s a tackle breaking machine with some serious wheels!

 

Nineteen percent left on my battery.

In line at a Waffle House halfway to Moundville.

Ryan Williams is quite possibly illegal.

Alabama was not surviving OT.

Holy shit what did I just see?

 

Seemed like a nice run. Wish I could have seen it, except the fucking Boise fans sticking their hands up into the camera shot blocked most of it.

Also, are Boise's end zones and field logos gold/yellow for a reason? Are they always that way and I never noticed? It looks weird. I keep thinking they should be orange and the color on my TV got screwed up somehow.

 

The end zones are a light shade of orange, not the Denver Broncos Orange Crush color. Or maybe it’s all those rubber tire bits screwing up the color.

 

Maybe the turf is older and it faded in the sun or something.

 

I guess I spoke too soon about Washington State staying in the game. Boise State dominating the fourth quarter. The Broncos have sacked WSU’s Mateer, a pretty good running/scrambling QB, seven times and have pressured him throughout the second half.

 

Florida State staring down 2-12 and best case is 4-8?

 

Is this including record in court proceedings?

 

Arizona-Utah is interesting.

That ‘Bama-Georgia is an all-timer in the hot take era. And maybe in any era.