NFL Week 4 -- Won't You Be My Nabers?

Making it 60 would be a nice start

 

If you count the practice squad, they have 70.

 

Yeah but that doesn't really help on game day

 

The Browns fandom cosplay is a bit rich. Looking at a sixth consecutive season without a Lombardi! Surely the locusts will come next and devour our crops!

 

Does this mean the Titans can move on from Mayonnaise Boy for good?

 

This game is from hunger

 

They have my permission.

 

ESPN taking every possible opportunity during the Titans broadcast to remind people “Hey, there’s an actual credible football game on another channel.”

I do not blame them.

 

The Lions uniforms I can handle, since all teams have black unis in their livery. But those helmets ... please!

 

I wonder how much of the collection plate the pastor put on an ill-advised parlay with the Pats in it.

 

When chosen as commissioner of the NFL, I promise to make any use of black in uniforms for teams for whom that is not a primary color is the loss of two first round draft choices.

 

Congratulations on stumbling into a plot point from a 70s Disney movie.