College football week 8 thread - Austin Powers: The Horn Who Hooked Me

This is one of those American sports moments.

Not that Indiana and Nebraska came in with 5-0 records, especially Indiana.

But 5-0 Indiana doing THIS to 5-0 Nebraska? It's not a thing you'd ever expect.

 

Too bad. Here's to you, Frank Solich.

 

Well, it's certainly good for Mizzou to have gotten Cook back.
Still, that team was a fraud from the get-go this season.

 

Who beat???

JK. FUCK YEAH!!!

 

Mizzou just proved it can’t do anything without Cook on the field. That’s not optimal.

 

Only hiccup for the Hoosiers is their starting QB apparently hurt his hand/thumb by banging it off someone's helmet or shoulder pads late in the first half.

 

Damn.

I had spent that Mizzou U10.5 wins ticket in my mind.

 

The spread today was Auburn +4. I liked Auburn but decided not to bet the money line, and instead goosed the spread to +3.5 as the third leg of a parlay with similarly goosed spreads of UCLA (-1) and South Carolina (-1).
A nice $55 payout to start the day if they'd hung on, evaporated by piss poor defense and a gimpy quarterback on a drowning team.
Ugh.
As if I needed another reason to hate Auburn.

 

Jalen Milroe does know he has more than one receiver, yes?

 

52-49 was a lot funner.
These teams suck.

 

As long as we can suck less by a point. All I ask.