President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

So maybe there is something to what Stormy Daniels said.

 

Now, hear me out fellas. What the McDonald's brand needs is to have the most divisive politician in the history of America pretend to work at your place for like three minutes.

 

That's a strange take on an even stranger quote.

 

The three Ps?

Price, price, and Pence.

CUT!!!

 

Trump seemed more moved by the French Fry certification pin he got today than the Purple Heart that someone received in Vietnam and gave him. Figure that out. Probably related more to the french fries?

 

Late plot twist: Dems hijack Trump's teleprompter and insert an awful word or phrase at the last second and he reads it and ballgame.

 

I don't know what is truly more pathetic, Trump thinking a half-hour behind the counter at a McDonalds with pre-selected customers will get him huge votes, media types saying its a "huge win" for him, or the American people actually preferring his stunt to the candidate who actually worked at one to support herself through college. In any case, we're doomed.

 

What word would that be? I honestly can’t think of one that would cause a tectonic shift. Not the N word. Not the C-word for a woman. He could say “Fuck Jesus Christ with a rusty chainsaw” and his supporters would “yeah, but Kamala didn’t get any primary votes” justify it.

 

I'm not so sure that's the case. While the head to head who're you gonna vote for polls are close, Harris consistently polls well ahead in the favorable-unfavorable metric, because Trump's unfavorables are very high. So assuming these are all accurate, there's a bunch of people saying they're gonna vote for Trump who don't like him. If did something extra awful down the stretch, it might make some of those folks decide they just couldn't face four more years of his shit.

 

arnold palmer was no milton berle