NFL Week 8 thread -- Song of the South

Cowboys at SF is easy money just on the spread. They'll be wearing brown pants at the end.

 

Another time when the 49ers could send the Santa Clara High JVs out there - and they're darn close - and still be slightly favored.

 

Which way? The Niners are banged up and are not exactly lighting the world on fire.

 

I'm not a gambler, but if I was I wouldn't touch this game with a 10-foot Hungarian.

 

Are you kidding? History is on the line as Daniel Jones tries to fall to 1-15 in prime-time games and extend his lack of a passing touchdown to eight consecutive prime-time games. Big stuff!

 

Panthers offense isn't getting anything done regardless of who is behind center since Andy Dalton's first start. But this could be almost as painful to watch as Dalton's thumb might feel right after the wreck he and his family were involved in in Charlotte.

The folks at Dilworth Neighborhood Grill in Charlotte have not lost their sense of humor, and I suspect they couldn't care less what David Tepper thinks.

 

This Browns disaster can only end one way.

— Shadeur Sanders is drafted and his dad holds Jimmy Haslam hostage for the head coaching job and eventual part ownership of the team.

— Two years later the Browns are still picking second in the draft and Deion Sanders owns the team after Jimmy Haslam is indicted for putting Mr. Bubble in his gas mix at Pilot Flying J stations. His pardon from President Trump comes too late to save his ownership stake, but he now runs the Department of Energy.

— The new dome is made of thin metal sheeting and collapses under the weight of the first snow storm.

— The team is moved to San Antonio. All are relieved.

— DeSean Watson, following his release, wins his second straight MVP quarterbacking the London Jaguars. Joe Flacco, at 46, is Super Bowl MVP for the Colts. All declare him elite.

 

I still have a Dilworth Billiards shirt somewhere in my closet.

 

I've looked at this post for two days, and I still don't know what team you are picking.

 

Kupp to Steelers??

 

Denver WR Josh Reynolds shot early this morning. Doesn't seem too serious.

https://www.si.com/nfl/broncos-wide-receiver-josh-reynolds-shot-leaving-strip-club-early-friday-morning?