NFL Week 13 -- Suddenly There Came A Tapping

Lamar against the NFC East ... rarely goes well for the NFC East.

Gobble, gobble
Chicago at Detroit (-10/48.5), 1230, CBS
N.Y. Giants at Dallas (-4/37.5), 430, FOX
Miami at Green Bay (-3.5/46.5), 820, NBC

Black Friday "special"
Las Vegas at Kansas City (-12.5/42.5), 3, PRIME

Sunday early
Tennessee at Washington (-5.5/44.5), CBS
L.A. Chargers (-1.5/47.5) at Atlanta, CBS
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (-3/46.5), CBS
Arizona at Minnesota (-3.5/45.5), FOX
Indianapolis (-2.5/42.5) at New England, CBS
Seattle (-2.5/41.5) at N.Y. Jets, FOX
Houston (-5/43.5) at Jacksonville, FOX

Sunday late
L.A. Rams (-2.5/48.5) at New Orleans, FOX
Tampa Bay (-6/46.5) at Carolina, FOX
Philadelphia at Baltimore (-3/50.5), CBS

Sunday night
San Francisco at Buffalo (-7/45.5), NBC

Monday night
Cleveland at Denver (-5.5/41.5), ESPN

AFC playoff picture
#7 Denver at #2 Buffalo
#6 L.A. Chargers at #3 Pittsburgh
#5 Baltimore at #4 Houston
#1 Kansas City

NFC playoff picture
#7 Washington at #2 Philadelphia
#6 Green Bay at #3 Seattle
#5 Minnesota at #4 Atlanta
#1 Detroit

 

Eagles at Ravens should be a hell of a slugfest. I'm guessing the Ravens win that on their way to the AFC North title. Their excellent run defense gives them the edge against the Eagles.

 

Giants-Cowboys. The perfect time for a three-hour nap after turkey.

Also a leading cause of acid-reflux.

 

This is gonna be worse than if the 2008 Lions had just held an intrasquad scrimmage on Thanksgiving.

 

Cutlets couldn’t throw today — injury to his gravy stirring arm.

 

Nicely done on the thread title.

 

Shouldn't Lock be starting anyway, after DeVito's Sunday's performance? Not that it matters. Giants should focus on being as bad as possible for the draft.

 

Agreed — Lock could be a capable backup and I think that the only incentive he could possibly hit is 40% of the snaps, which they could monitor at the end of the season.

 

Starting DeVito was the path to 2-15. It'll be so hilariously Giants if he's legitimately hurt and Lock steps in and steers them to a couple wins and out of the QB sweepstakes (for this year, anyway).

 

As usual, another blowout game involving the Lions to start Thanksgiving.

 

all day long the guy's been watching helicopters and tomato sauce