College football week 15 thread: The Low Sparky of High Heeled Boys

For a moment it looked like Georgia just Benny Hill’d itself out of contention with a quarterback injury.

 

Van Gordon Sauter is still around.

 

A soccer match has broken out in Atlanta. Texas Longhorn FC leads two goals to one.

 

If Georgia loses and Beck is done for the season, the Florida State Principle says they need to get bounced from the Playoff, right?

 

This is the one place where precedent somehow means even less than the current Supreme Court.

 

If that ain't a blown elbow, I don't know what is.

 

I'm finding I like Fowler less and less. He's certainly better than most, and the things he says don't sound like a moron, but he yells like Gus Johnson damn near every play.

 

This game is absolute shit. SEC fans would murder a Big Ten title game that looked like this.

 

They all learned from Chris Berman, I assume. Funny how I don’t remember some of the best football play by play guys foghorning like these guys do.

And as I type this, he’s yelling over an Etienne run.

 

Foghorning is a great word.

 

If we are going to criticize the U for not beating anyone of note, when do we get to ask what Texas is bringing to the gumbo pot if they don’t come back here?