College football week 15 thread: The Low Sparky of High Heeled Boys

With stacks of $100 bills in each hand, ready for the postgame locker room.

As much as it pains me to say it, Oregon is the best team in the field. Hard to see them losing, barring an injury to Gabriel.

 

The hit with no head-to-head contact because one player’s helmet hit the other player’s shoulder pad?

 

Yes. I thought it was but obv not.

Doesn’t matter now tho.

 

Oh, right — it was imaginary.

 

Penn State doesn’t have near the weapons to keep up with Oregon’s offense.
Penn State could score 31, and lose by 21.

 

Why not go for 2 there?

 

I believe the correct phrase is "shit through a tin horn."

 

Because it's still the first half, you've regained some momentum, and it's not the time yet to start chasing points?

 

Every night he goes home to Jennifer Dempster of “Body Shaping.” You think he cares about public opinion?

 

The sarcasm in his voice just now with “the always reliable Allstate Playoff Predictor” was dead solid perfect.

 

A thoroughly entertaining first half. The Big Ten should add more teams not from Michigan or Ohio.

 

Colorado reportedly to the Alamo Bowl.