UnitedHealthcare CEO shot and killed in NYC

McRib is the worst fast "food" thing ever made.

On the other hand I won a Royale with cheese that day.

 

Excited to see the Jezebel writer who wanted to fuck him grapple with this.

 

Wikipedia is on the ball.

Altoona is a city in Blair County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 43,963 at the time of the 2020 census.[9] It is the principal city of the Altoona metropolitan area, which includes all of Blair County and was recorded as having a population of 122,822 in 2020.[10] Altoona has recently gained attention as the City where suspected United Healthcare CEO assassin, Luigi Mangone, was apprehended.​

Will join the list of celebrity Altoonans.

• John Ake, 19th Century baseball player
• Harry J. Anslinger, first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics
• Leonard Beerman, rabbi
• Michael Behe, professor of biochemistry, author, proponent of intelligent design
• Brad Benson, professional football player, New York Giants
• Troy Benson, professional football player, New York Jets
• Andrew Jackson Bettwy, mayor of Nogales, Arizona
• Janet Blair, actress, star of such films as I Love Trouble and My Sister Eileen
• Arthur Blake, actor and female impersonator
• Ron Blazier, baseball player, Philadelphia Phillies
• Rob Boston, author, advocate of church-state separation
• Paul Revere Braniff, aviation entrepreneur
• Samuel Canan, 34th governor of American Samoa
• Susan Candiotti, CNN reporter
• Sam Cohn, New York talent agent
• Ripper Collins, professional baseball player, member of the Gashouse Gang[citation needed]
• Charlie Crist, former congressman and governor of Florida
• Paul C. Donnelly, NASA manager
• John Ebersole, professional football player New York Jets
• Ed Flanagan, NFL player for Detroit Lions and San Diego Chargers, four-time NFL Pro Bowl selection, coach and teacher
• Danny Fortson, professional basketball player, Seattle SuperSonics
• Frank Gansz, American football coach
• Aaron Gilbert, painter
• Kevin Givens, professional football player, San Francisco 49ers
• Hope Hibbard, zoology professor, marine biology researcher
• Hedda Hopper, gossip columnist and actress, buried in Rose Hill Cemetery in Altoona
• Georgette Ioup, linguist
• Tommy Irwin, baseball player
• Mike Iuzzolino, basketball player
• Edwin A. Jaggard, Minnesota Supreme Court justice
• Richard T. James, inventor of the Slinky
• Stan Jones, Pro Football Hall of Famer (inducted 1991)
• Robert Jubelirer, Pennsylvania politician
• Theodore H. Kattouf, ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Syria
• Henry Kloss, engineer
• Robert E. Laws, Medal of Honor recipient, World War II
• Cindy Lovell, educator and writer
• James Loy, Deputy Secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
• Pat Malone, MLB pitcher, appeared in three World Series
• Barry McCauley, opera singer
• John J. McGuire, science-fiction writer
• Kelly M. Miller, American academic
• Johnny Moore, basketball player
• William Nesbit, first president of the Pennsylvania State Equal Rights League
• Jackie Paisley, IFBB professional bodybuilder
• John Pielmeier, playwright and screenwriter
• H. Beam Piper, novelist and author of "Fuzzy" & 'Paratime' novels
• Mike Reid, musician and songwriter; retired football player
• Darlie Routier, convicted murderer
• Wade Schalles, all-time record holder for most pins and most wins in amateur wrestling
• Gertrude Woodcock Seibert, (1864–1928), writer
• Bob Sheetz, founder of the Sheetz convenience store chain
• D. Brooks Smith, judge
• Harry E. Soyster, general
• John A. Stormer, American Protestant pastor and anti-Communist author
• Steve Taneyhill, football player, South Carolina
• Andrew Kevin Walker, screenwriter
• Doug West, NBA basketball player
• Paul Winter, saxophonist

 

He tried to throw law enforcement an Altoona curve but miscalculated.

 

Luigi Mangione ruined the name for Hank Hill.

 

Altoona native becomes governor of American Samoa should be a sitcom.

Also I forgot Sheetz started there, so I now retract any bad things I said about Altoona.

 

I dare the Altoona Curve to do some promo next season tying into this guy.

 

TIL Sheetz was the guy's name! I just thought it was something to name a gas station brand.

 

“And there's a hard shot to center! A real Mangione bullet!”

 

$17 Band Aid Day

 

My two adds:

— Chuck Mangione is no longer the most googled Mangione.

— at least he wasn’t ordering Altoona-Style Pizza.

 

I usually have one McRib a year as a nasty/guilty pleasure. Last year's was so bad (not because of the McRib but the people making it) that I swore off. I'll probably get one Friday.