The Economy

One month ago, the pound was worth 1.24 USD. Today it’s 1.29. Thanks orange fuckface.

 

My wife dreamed of making linen out of flax, built a flax break herself, and we planted flax in the backyard.

Unfortunately, things always fell apart in the "retting" process, and the flax became too brittle to separate the fibers.

 

So what, if anything, does the market have to do in one day to spread panic? We never really know when Black Monday is until the bell closes.

 

At this rate, we won’t have any money left to buy the dips.

 

I'm fully leveraged in egg futures.

 

I always have to remind myself that 800 points aren’t the same as in 2009, when these numbers were like one-sixth of everyone’s portfolio.

 

Dow is off 2,333 in the last three months.

 

So much winning. This fuckwad of a man is ruining and changing (all for the worse) so many lives it's ridiculous.

 

400 million

 

She must be lamenting -- even dreading -- the upcoming closures the Joann stores.

 

Trump’s net worth? Less.

 

Pioneer Woman grew up in the upper middle class and then married into the family that owns the most land in Oklahoma.