When will you die?

OK, so in livin' like I'm dyin' and not letting the perfect moment pass me by, I called and asked her out. She sounded a little surprised and said "I'm not sure about tonight," and I said OK and to call me if and when she's interested.

Who knows if she will. But at least I put my best foot forward and tried. I hope she'll consider and say yes sometime in the next 9 months.

 

Wait. So we've been making age jokes, and you're not even as old as Bob Barker?

Fraud.

 

My plan was to die at the end of my life, but I guess thatcould be subject to change.

 

January 6, 2052

 

June 13, 2024, my 26th wedding anniversary. I'll be all of 48.

They're wrong of course. I'm giving myself 30 days to find another job before I swallow the gun.

 

December 25, 2044. The Grim Reaper's hitching a ride with Santa Claus. Hopefully my family can return my gifts and get their money back.

 

Frozen tundra got run over by a reindeer ...

 

If the Kerry thread continues the way it is much longer, my brain aneurysm hits around 11:30 PM ET tonight.

 

Ok, no fucking way am I clicking that link. No fucking way :-\

 

outofplace, you can imagine how i feel.

 

I have less than 13 years to live.

 

Let's see, if I check out, as DC predicts, on 6-6-2056 (which has a rather nice ring to it...), I'll be 98.

So, thanks, IJAG