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« on: August 11, 2009, 03:18:25 PM »
Some good laughs here:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/OHnewsroom?ref=nf

I liked this one: Intern: “I know what happens when I assume.” Editor: “Yep. You run a correction.”
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 03:54:23 PM »
Or you can just go to the site itself:

www.overheardinthenewsroom.com
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 04:05:43 PM »
jags, you ruin it for everyone!
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 05:51:39 PM »
I didn't want all the oldies like spnited to wonder what this newfangled "facebooky" thing was.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 05:58:07 PM »
It is a nice venue for comic relief, and I imagine a lot of us get a kick out of it. Others outside the profession, however, I doubt would find much humor in it.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 05:58:12 PM »
He has a facebooky page.
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 07:00:31 AM »
That is, quite possibly, the most unfunny Web site I've ever visited.

I gotta figure out a way to get those two minutes back.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 08:12:18 AM »
Quote from: Ryan_Sonner on August 12, 2009, 07:00:31 AM
That is, quite possibly, the most unfunny Web site I've ever visited.

I gotta figure out a way to get those two minutes back.

Your new middle name is Buzzkill.
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 08:17:19 AM »
Sorry, but...

"Ok, guys, do something productive."
"I've already written two stories."
"I said productive."

...just doesn't do it for me.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 08:19:36 AM »
Quote from: Ryan_Sonner on August 12, 2009, 08:17:19 AM
Sorry, but...

"Ok, guys, do something productive."
"I've already written two stories."
"I said productive."

...just doesn't do it for me.

I think it's funny because it's true.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 08:28:34 AM »
Quote from: mustangj17 on August 12, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
Quote from: Ryan_Sonner on August 12, 2009, 08:17:19 AM
Sorry, but...

"Ok, guys, do something productive."
"I've already written two stories."
"I said productive."

...just doesn't do it for me.

I think it's funny because it's true.

Fair enough. We obviously have different tastes in comedy. That's just not funny to me. On any level.

Enjoy.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 01:06:35 PM »
I found some of them pretty humorous, but not all.
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 01:42:22 PM »
Quote from: bydesign77 on August 11, 2009, 04:05:43 PM
jags, you ruin it for everyone!

With that pic as her avatar, I'm going to cut her some slack.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2009, 07:56:52 PM »
Quote from: Ryan_Sonner on August 12, 2009, 08:28:34 AM
Quote from: mustangj17 on August 12, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
Quote from: Ryan_Sonner on August 12, 2009, 08:17:19 AM
Sorry, but...

"Ok, guys, do something productive."
"I've already written two stories."
"I said productive."

...just doesn't do it for me.

I think it's funny because it's true.

Fair enough. We obviously have different tastes in comedy. That's just not funny to me. On any level.

Enjoy.

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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2009, 12:49:48 AM »
Quote from: MU_was_not_so_hard on August 12, 2009, 01:42:22 PM
Quote from: bydesign77 on August 11, 2009, 04:05:43 PM
jags, you ruin it for everyone!

With that pic as her avatar, I'm going to cut her some slack.

I guess you have a point.

I should start a overheardattheairport.com ...

I can't believe how many of you are so fucking dumb there. Especially my LGA passengers...
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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2009, 11:45:41 AM »
Quote from: bydesign77 on August 15, 2009, 12:49:48 AM
Quote from: MU_was_not_so_hard on August 12, 2009, 01:42:22 PM
Quote from: bydesign77 on August 11, 2009, 04:05:43 PM
jags, you ruin it for everyone!

With that pic as her avatar, I'm going to cut her some slack.

I guess you have a point.

I should start a overheardattheairport.com ...

I can't believe how many of you are so fucking dumb there. Especially my LGA passengers...

LGA?
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM »
Quote from: sportsguydave on August 15, 2009, 11:45:41 AM
Quote from: bydesign77 on August 15, 2009, 12:49:48 AM
Quote from: MU_was_not_so_hard on August 12, 2009, 01:42:22 PM
Quote from: bydesign77 on August 11, 2009, 04:05:43 PM
jags, you ruin it for everyone!

With that pic as her avatar, I'm going to cut her some slack.

I guess you have a point.

I should start a overheardattheairport.com ...

I can't believe how many of you are so fucking dumb there. Especially my LGA passengers...

LGA?

LaGuardia.

Why do I know that?
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2009, 01:33:28 PM »
I agree w/Ryan. It's lame, not funny.
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