Sports Editor -- Strasburg, Va.

yes, mike, we know you have black friends too.

 

Anyone know how many resumes have come in on this one? I'm eagerly awaiting my rejection letter.

 

not sure, but i'd guess it's in the low thousands

 

Is that it?

 

its early still. plus we gotta wait for all the american idol runner ups to throw in.

 

KaraokeC - I heard some rumors about you and the asian from Schlotzsky's. Tsk, tsk.

 

what can i say, gay asian deli guys love sports writers. and i love pastrami. it was only a matter of time before there was a misunderstanding.

 

I'm a little stung that we haven't earned the coveted boots Seal of Approval. Perhaps soon...

A little birdy told me the first resumes are stacking up in our ME's mailbox. Shouldn't be much longer now...

 

Mike, it takes a lot to earn the coveted boots seal of approval. I know you've got a good paper and good people. It's an excellent place for a youngster looking for experience or an older guy looking to finally sink their teeth into something meaty.
That being said, Strasburg gets the boots seal with no questions asked. Not a bad place to be in many ways.

 

The ME is going to have a tough time if the resumes are stacking up. I hear there is at least one absolute stud in the mix.

 

Bumpity bump.

Just got word that the old SE is officially gone. If you want this job, you better hurry.

 

Free Strawsburger w/ resume and application. While supplies last.