Take the religion test

Check.

Your move.

 

I disagree with most things you write.
I agree with that.

 

Wow. Here's mine. I don't know how valid this is, though, because what I believe has been constantly changing since I was in middle school, and I had a hard time answering some of those questions, often times settling for "not applicable."

1. Bahá'í Faith (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (100%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)
4. Liberal Quakers (96%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (83%)
7. Sikhism (81%)
8. Neo-Pagan (80%)
9. Islam (75%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
11. New Age (73%)
12. Jainism (67%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (66%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
15. Secular Humanism (60%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (58%)
18. New Thought (57%)
19. Scientology (53%)
20. Hinduism (50%)
21. Taoism (47%)
22. Nontheist (40%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (38%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (36%)
27. Roman Catholic (36%)

 

Well, Hammer, the eclipse happens every once in a while too.

 

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

 

This confirms everything that my (very) Roman Catholic fears about me.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Nontheist (78%)
4. Liberal Quakers (78%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (69%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. Taoism (55%)
9. New Age (49%)
10. Reform Judaism (45%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
13. Sikhism (33%)
14. Scientology (28%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
16. New Thought (25%)
17. Jainism (25%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
21. Hinduism (15%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
24. Islam (12%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (12%)
26. Roman Catholic (12%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

I don't believe in isms. [/Ferris Bueller]

 

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (96%)
3. Reform Judaism (84%)
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (82%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (82%)
6. Sikhism (82%)
7. Jainism (81%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (78%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (73%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (70%)
11. Liberal Quakers (62%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (61%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
14. Unitarian Universalism (57%)
15. Neo-Pagan (56%)
16. Hinduism (54%)
17. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
18. Scientology (49%)
19. New Age (48%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (44%)
21. Roman Catholic (44%)
22. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
24. New Thought (38%)
25. Secular Humanism (37%)
26. Taoism (29%)
27. Nontheist (21%)

 

My results. I'm upset that I'm not 100 percent Quaker, since that's what I consider myself.

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (93%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (89%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (81%)
5. Reform Judaism (70%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (68%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (66%)
9. Seventh Day Adventist (65%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (62%)
11. New Age (62%)
12. Hinduism (61%)
13. Neo-Pagan (57%)
14. Jainism (56%)
15. New Thought (56%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (55%)
17. Roman Catholic (55%)
18. Taoism (54%)
19. Sikhism (53%)
20. Secular Humanism (48%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (47%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
23. Scientology (45%)
24. Islam (40%)
25. Nontheist (27%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

 

Going to surprise the hell out of my parish priest...

On the other hand, Pennsylvania or Utah, here I come!


1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (92%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (89%)
6. Sikhism (85%)
7. Reform Judaism (82%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (80%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (71%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (71%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (65%)
12. Secular Humanism (63%)
13. Islam (55%)
14. Neo-Pagan (55%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (52%)
16. Roman Catholic (52%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (52%)
18. Jainism (50%)
19. New Age (50%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (47%)
22. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
23. Nontheist (42%)
24. Taoism (41%)
25. New Thought (40%)
26. Hinduism (39%)
27. Scientology (23%)

 

Wow, I don't need a test to know my religous beliefs, or lack there of.