NBA Playoffs Thread

See my previous statement. I'll be back to my old self in that hellhole out in Oakland. That's a tough place to play.

 

I am MVP! Bow down, fools!

 

It would have worked out better had Avery said something about my momma like that fan in Section 3 did. Up until then I was just trying to keep from getting hurt.

 

I need a copy of that. I'll give you part of my NBA playoff mon...I mean, my regular season MVP honor bonus.

 

Better pay me now, you only have one game left!

 

Well, at least I get to hang out with some of my gay buddies in the Wharf. Always loved that trip to the Bay.

 

Ha ha

Don't forget your Hasselhoff pump-up music

 

If I do, my buddies have copies.

Two days until summer vacation..I can't wait. Well, gotta go. Press conference time and I hear Mark coming to write his "I told you all so, you fucking fairweather fans" blog.

 

Is he still the man in Germany?

Ever read the customer feedback on amazon.com of his albums? Pure, unadulterated comedy.

 

No, I haven't read those, but now I'm going to. Thanks

 

What do you think?




They ain't whistling dixie on the Autobahn.

 

Ha ha. Der Hasselhoff!